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YOU KILLED MY BROTHER!
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PREVIOUSLY ON HILL STREET BLUES.
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I SWEAR, CAPTAIN, I
NEVER TOUCHED THE GUY.
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I GOT A WITNESS RIGHT IN
THAT CELL. HE WAS RIGHT THERE.
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- I'M PREGNANT, FRANK.
- PAUL GROGAN.
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MAN, YOU'RE A SCREAM.
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YOU KNOW, YOU OUGHTA
BE DOING THIS FOR A LIVING.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK, I'LL REMEMBER
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THE JOINT CHIEFS OF
STAFF OR SOMETHING?
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THE OFFICER GOES
INTO THE CELL...
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AND A COP WHACKS HIM.
AND THEN HE CHOKES HIM.
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I HAVE A SPECIAL CREAM
THAT'S MADE FROM
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THE SECRETIONS OF QUEEN BEES.
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SECRETIONS, HUH?
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WHAT'S THE MATTER, CAPTAIN?
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IT'S YOUR FATHER.
HE PASSED AWAY.
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THIS IS 500 BIG ONES IN
DEVELOPMENTAL CAPITAL.
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MAN, PEOPLE'VE BEEN
COMING UP TO ME ALL DAY
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TRYING TO GET A
PIECE OF THE ACTION.
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YOU BULLIED ME INTO
TURNING DOWN THIS JOB.
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AND THAT I RESENT
YOU FOR IT FOREVER.
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I HAVE TO BE A VIRGIN
FOR THE MAN I MARRY.
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I CAN RELATE TO THAT.
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THAT DOESN'T MEAN THAT WE CAN'T
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MAKE EACH OTHER HAPPY.
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I WANNA MAKE A LIFE WITH YOU.
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I WANT US TO BE MARRIED.
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AND NOW, TONIGHT,
ON HILL STREET BLUES.
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THANK YOU... THANK YOU.
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AND I WANT THIS BABY.
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YOU'RE SERIOUS
ABOUT THIS, AREN'T YOU?
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I'M A FATHER OF A
16-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER
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NAMED KRISTEN MURPHY, SCUZZ-BAG.
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AND YOU, MY FRIEND, ARE
ONE DEAD CHILD MOLESTER.
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I URGE YOU NOT TO
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PERJUR YOURSELF, MR. CROCKETT.
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GET OUT OF MY FACE, OR
I'LL KICK YOUR TEETH IN.
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YOU PASSING THE POLYGRAPH
HAS GOTTA TELL 'EM SOMETHING.
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THEY NEED A SCAPEGOAT FOR WHAT
HAPPENED DOWN THERE, AND I'M IT.
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HAVE YOU EVER HAD
VENEREAL DISEASE?
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- DO YOU HAVE IT NOW?
- NO.
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- MOTHER'S MAIDEN NAME?
- ZIRELLI.
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HOLD IT RIGHT THERE,
POLICE OFFICER.
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- LET'S DO IT!
- GET OUT OF HERE!
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GET OUT OF THE
WAY! HE'S GOT A GUN!
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FREEZE!
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ITEM EIGHT. COME ON PEOPLE,
WE'RE ALMOST HALFWAY THERE.
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IN RESPONSE TO THE
CONTINUED ASSAULTS,
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PURSE-SNATCHINGS AND
GENERALIZED RAMPAGING
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BY A GROUP OF
DISENFRANCHISED YOUTH
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ON NUMBER 14 LINE OF OUR
INNER CITY CITY BUS SYSTEM.
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BETTER KNOWN AS THE
GATES AVENUE GAUNTLET
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OR MORE COLLOQUIALLY,
THE NAIROBI JOYRIDE.
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WE SHALL COMMENCE THIS
A.M. OPERATION BUS STOP.
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SAID OPERATION TO
PLACE BEHIND THE WHEEL
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OF METRO TRANSIT VEHICLE 147-A,
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OUR VERY OWN LUCILLE BATES.
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STILL ACTIVELY
LICENSED CLASS-3 STATE...
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FROM A PRIOR AND
FORTUITOUS PILOTING STINT
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AT PIER 67.
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PLAIN-CLOTHES PASSENGER BACKUP
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TO BE DISCRETELY SUPPLIED
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BY OFFICER HILL AND RENKO.
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THAT'S 147-A, PEOPLE.
EAST UTICA TO THE RIVER.
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SO LET'S KEEP OUR RADIOS PEELED
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FOR ADDITIONAL BACKUP, SHALL WE?
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ITEM NINE. UM... HEY, HEY,
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SCHMELTZER, DO YOU MIND?
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ITEM NINE. ON A SOMEWHAT
MORE PAROCHIAL NOTE,
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REFERENCING THE
TRANSFER PER REQUEST
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TO WASHINGTON HEIGHTS
OF OFFICER ROBIN TATAGLIA.
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SAID TRANSFER DULY APPROVED.
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EFFECTIVE AS OF A.M. TOMORROW.
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THOUGH HER SOJOURN
BE REGRETTABLY BRIEF,
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SUFFICE IT TO SAY,
SHE LEAVES THIS HILL
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A GENTLE DOMAIN
FOR HER PRESENCE,
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A MORE MELANCHOLY
ONE FOR HER DEPARTURE.
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NOW WE'RE JUST 28 BLOCKS
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AND AN INNER
PRECINCT PENSION AWAY,
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SO LET'S NOT BE A
STRANGER, HUH, ROBIN?
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ITEM TEN.
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REGARDING THE 1:00
PM COMMUNITY MEETING
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BEING HELD TODAY AT THE
HOLY CHRIST BAPTIST CHURCH.
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THEIR CITIZENS
GRIEVANCES, RESULTING FROM
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THE UNFORTUNATE IN-CUSTODY DEATH
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IN CELL FIVE LAST TUESDAY
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OF ONE LYNN TATUM.
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IN ADDITION TO LOCAL
RELIGIOUS AND CIVIC LEADERS,
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SAID MEETING IS EXPECTED TO BE
DEPARTMENTALLY REPRESENTED
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BY CHIEF DANIELS,
CAPTAIN FURILLO,
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AND LIEUTENANTS
GOLDBLUME AND DIBBLE
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ALONG WITH COUNCILMAN
MANGIATTI OF THE 17TH DISTRICT.
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I DON'T NEED TO TELL YOU
WHAT THE HIGH TEMPERATURE
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OF THE CITY IS EXPECTED
TO BE RECORDED TODAY.
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IN ANTICIPATION OF WHICH
THE FOLLOWING OFFICERS
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ARE HEREBY ASSIGNED
TO PERIMETER DUTY.
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PETERSEN, JOYCE, TEPAZ, DeCARLO,
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MILLITELLO, HURLEY.
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AS A TENDENTIAL
CAUTIONARY, PEOPLE,
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GIVEN THE SOMEWHAT
STRONG BACKLASH ON THIS ONE,
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LET'S BE ESPECIALLY CIRCUMSPECT
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IN OUR DEALINGS
WITH THE CITIZENRY
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THESE NEXT FEW DAYS, SHALL WE?
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PARTICULARLY WITH REGARDS
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TO THE APPLICATION
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OF PHYSICAL FORCE.
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LAST ITEM. I'M SURE MOST OF YOU
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ARE AWARE BY NOW
THAT DETECTIVE BELKER
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LOST HIS FATHER YESTERDAY.
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NOW, THOSE OF YOU WISHING
TO PAY YOUR RESPECTS
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MAY DO SO AT
HARMON'S FUNERAL HOME
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ON WEST HURON.
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9:00 TO 12:00 TODAY.
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AT WHICH FUNCTION,
THE DEPARTMENT
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SHALL BE REPRESENTED
BY LT. HOWARD HUNTER.
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THOSE OF YOU INCLINED TO
CHIP IN FOR A PRECINCT WREATH
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MAY DO SO CARE OF
LEO AT THE FRONT DESK.
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ALL RIGHT. THAT'S
IT. LET'S ROLL.
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AND HEY-HEY-HEY-HEY!
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LET'S BE CAREFUL OUT THERE.
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BUGS ON YOUR FACE.
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BUGS ALL ON YOUR FACE.
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YOU CAN JUST LIGHTEN UP, PALLY.
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WHATEVER HAPPENED BETWEEN
ME AND KRISTEN OUT THERE
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IS MY BUSINESS.
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HEY, MICK, WHAT'RE YOU DOING?
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I DON'T KNOW. I WOKE UP ABOUT
TWO O'CLOCK THIS MORNING.
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I COULDN'T GET BACK TO SLEEP.
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MY MOM IS SLEEPING
AT MY SISTER'S.
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I'M GONNA GO OVER
THERE IN A LITTLE WHILE.
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BRING HER SOME BREAKFAST.
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JUST THOUGHT I'D CATCH
UP ON SOME PAPERWORK.
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IT'S TOO COLD OUT TO WALK.
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MICK, ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE
ALL RIGHT ABOUT MY TRANSFER?
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YEAH, I'M OKAY.
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I'D BETTER BE GOING. I'LL SEE
YOU AT YOUR MOM'S AT FOUR, OKAY?
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YEAH.
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OKAY.
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WE HAVE A 9-11.
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ARMED ROBBERY IN PROGRESS.
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SEE SURPLUS STORE.
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CORNER PEOPLE'S DRIVE.
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124th STREET.
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NICE MOVE, MORON!
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♪♪
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35 CENTS, AND I GET
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A ROLLER-COASTER RIDE ALREADY.
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DID YOU... DID YOU HEAR
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THE MOUTH ON THAT WOMAN?
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NASTY. SHE...
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HERE'S A PERFECTLY
GOOD TRANSFER.
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SHE WOULDN'T TAKE IT. SEE?
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PERFECTLY GOOD.
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MA'AM, THIS TRANSFER
EXPIRED SIX MONTHS AGO.
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OH, IS THAT SO,
MR. BUS COMMISSIONER?
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WELL, LET ME TELL YOU
SOMETHING, PROFESSOR KNOW-IT-ALL.
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OH, P-U.
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TALK ABOUT SOMETHING EXPIRING.
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OH, THAT'S DISGUSTING.
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MA'AM, THAT WASN'T ME.
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HEY, LOOK, IT WAS THE
GUY RIGHT BEHIND ME.
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OH.
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THE BUS FUMES AREN'T
BAD ENOUGH, MR. STINKO.
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YOU GOTTA PUT YOUR TWO CENTS IN.
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IN A BARN WITH LIVESTOCK, YOU
WERE BROUGHT UP, I SUPPOSE.
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MA'AM, IF YOU DON'T LIKE
THE AMBIENCE BACK HERE,
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I SUGGEST YOU VAMOOSE
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TO ANOTHER SECTION OF THE BUS.
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ANOTHER SECTION OF THE BUS?
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ANOTHER SECTION OF
THE STATE, MORE LIKE IT.
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MOVE IT, BUB.
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GO AWAY!
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AND YOU, WITH THE BIG
MOUTH AND NO RESPECT.
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HEY, SID VICIOUS,
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I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU
TO TURN THAT THING OFF.
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I CAN'T HEAR YOU, STRETCH.
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THE RADIO'S ON.
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YOU HEARD ME. AND
WHILE YOU'RE AT IT,
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PUT OUT THAT CIGARETTE.
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WHAT'RE YOU, MY MOTHER?
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DO I LOOK LIKE A TEST TUBE?
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I SAID TURN IT DOWN.
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CAN YOU READ THE SIGN?
OBVIOUSLY YOU CAN'T,
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BECAUSE THEY DON'T
TEACH 'EM TO READ ON MARS.
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SO LISTEN TO THIS,
NO MUSIC, NO SMOKING.
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NO FOOD OR DRINK, NO
TALKING TO THE DRIVER,
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AND NO SPITTING, SWEETHEART.
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SO FAR, YOU'RE BATTING .800.
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OKAY, THAT'S FUNNY.
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MAKE THAT FIVE FOR
FIVE, SWEET MEAT.
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NO, REALLY, THAT'S VERY FUNNY.
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COME HERE. GET OUT!
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FRANK, I'VE MADE UP MY MIND.
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FAY?
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I'M GONNA HAVE THE BABY.
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ARE YOU SURE YOU'VE
GIVEN ENOUGH THOUGHT
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TO HOW THIS IS GONNA
AFFECT YOU, FINANCIALLY?
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EMOTIONALLY?
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SOCIALLY?
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FRANK, I HAVE THOUGHT
OF PRACTICALLY
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NOTHING ELSE FOR
THE LAST THREE DAYS.
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WHAT ABOUT GROGAN? IS
HE STILL TAKING A HARD LINE?
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OH, I DON'T KNOW. I GUESS
SO. IT DOESN'T MATTER.
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I MEAN, I WOULDN'T EVEN TAKE
DIAPER MONEY FROM THAT WORM NOW.
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AND AS FAR AS THOSE SOCIAL
SERVICES ARE CONCERNED,
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WELL, I'VE RUN THAT GAUNTLET,
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AND YOU WANNA KNOW
SOMETHING, FRANK?
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I DON'T NEED THEM.
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I... WOKE UP THIS MORNING
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WITH...
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THE MOST WARM, BEAUTIFUL MEMORY
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OF GIVING BIRTH TO FRANK JR.
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AND SUDDENLY IT
WAS ALL CLEAR TO ME.
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I'M HEALTHY.
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I HAVE RESOURCES.
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AND I WANT THIS BABY.
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YOU'RE SERIOUS
ABOUT THIS, AREN'T YOU?
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I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE SERIOUS
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ABOUT ANYTHING IN MY LIFE.
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THEN I'M WITH YOU.
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I FEEL STRONGER
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AND... AND MORE
DIRECTED ABOUT MYSELF
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THAN I HAVE IN YEARS.
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I EVEN HAVE THE MAKINGS
FOR A WONDERFUL ARTICLE
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THAT I'M GOING TO MEET WITH
METRO-GAZETTE ON THIS MORNING.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK? UH,
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"DIVORCED, PREGNANT, AND ALONE.
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ONE WOMAN'S ODYSSEY
THROUGH THE BUREAUCRATIC MAZE."
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HAS A RING TO IT.
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NEVER SAY RING TO
AN UNMARRIED MOTHER.
231
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OH, GOD, PARTICULARLY ONE
232
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WHO'S LATE FOR A NINE
O'CLOCK APPOINTMENT.
233
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THANKS, FRANK.
234
00:11:55,081 --> 00:11:56,926
IS YOUR FIRST NAME JOSEPH?
235
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YES.
236
00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:01,898
DID YOU ENTER LYNN
TATUM'S HOLDING CELL
237
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ON THE 14th OF THIS MONTH?
238
00:12:03,489 --> 00:12:05,501
NO.
239
00:12:05,525 --> 00:12:06,936
PRIOR TO THIS MONTH, DID YOU USE
240
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MORE FORCE THAN WAS NECESSARY
241
00:12:08,361 --> 00:12:11,440
IN THE COURSE OF AN ARREST?
242
00:12:11,464 --> 00:12:12,741
YES.
243
00:12:12,765 --> 00:12:14,643
ANY COP WHO SAYS "NO"
TO THAT IS FULL OF IT...
244
00:12:14,667 --> 00:12:17,780
JUST ANSWER YES OR NO.
245
00:12:17,804 --> 00:12:20,482
ARE YOU CURRENTLY AN OFFICER
OF THE HILL STREET PRECINCT?
246
00:12:20,506 --> 00:12:21,550
YES.
247
00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:23,752
DID YOU CHOKE LYNN
TATUM AT ANY TIME
248
00:12:23,776 --> 00:12:25,754
THE MAN WAS IN CUSTODY?
249
00:12:25,778 --> 00:12:27,523
NO.
250
00:12:27,547 --> 00:12:29,058
I MEAN, OUT ON THE STREET, YES.
251
00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:31,515
BUT NOT WHILE HE WAS IN CUSTODY.
252
00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:35,531
DID YOU CHOKE LYNN
TATUM AT ANY TIME
253
00:12:35,555 --> 00:12:38,567
AFTER HIS ARRIVAL IN
THE PRECINCT HOUSE?
254
00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:40,591
NO.
255
00:12:42,395 --> 00:12:44,573
FRANK.
256
00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:45,975
EVERYONE IS CANCELING
FROM THE TOWN MEETING.
257
00:12:45,999 --> 00:12:47,376
IF YOU WANT TO RESCHEDULE,
258
00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:49,111
I'D BETTER LET THE
REVEREND KNOW QUICKLY.
259
00:12:49,135 --> 00:12:50,279
WHO'S PULLING OUT?
260
00:12:50,303 --> 00:12:52,648
THE MAYOR. CHIEF DANIELS.
261
00:12:52,672 --> 00:12:53,983
SCHEDULING CONFLICTS.
262
00:12:54,007 --> 00:12:55,584
I GET THE FEELING
THIS IS CHRONIC.
263
00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:58,321
WELL, LET'S GO AHEAD
AND TAKE OUR MEDICINE.
264
00:12:58,345 --> 00:12:59,788
DO YOU WANT ME TO COME WITH YOU?
265
00:12:59,812 --> 00:13:02,291
NO, I NEED YOU HERE, RAY.
266
00:13:02,315 --> 00:13:04,327
AND YET HENRY GOLDBLUME
IS GOING WITH YOU.
267
00:13:04,351 --> 00:13:06,528
RAY, PART OF HENRY'S
JOB IS PUBLIC RELATIONS.
268
00:13:06,552 --> 00:13:08,530
PART OF YOUR JOB IS TO
BE HERE WHEN I NEED YOU.
269
00:13:08,554 --> 00:13:11,000
YOU DOUBT MY ABILITY
FOR LEADERSHIP, FRANK,
270
00:13:11,024 --> 00:13:13,869
BUT WHEN DO YOU
ALLOW ME TO LEAD?
271
00:13:13,893 --> 00:13:15,871
LISTEN TO ME, RAY.
272
00:13:15,895 --> 00:13:18,107
AFTER OUR TALK THE OTHER DAY,
273
00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:20,376
I PULLED YOUR EVALUATION FORMS.
274
00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:21,978
NOW, THEY COULD BE
STRONGER, PROBABLY.
275
00:13:22,002 --> 00:13:23,846
BUT I THINK YOU'LL HAVE
TO AGREE THAT, OVERALL,
276
00:13:23,870 --> 00:13:26,182
THEY'RE PRETTY POSITIVE.
277
00:13:26,206 --> 00:13:28,517
I HAVE EVERY CONFIDENCE
THAT LT. CALLETANO'S
278
00:13:28,541 --> 00:13:31,587
LEADERSHIP ABILITIES WILL
CONTINUE TO DEVELOP OVER TIME.
279
00:13:31,611 --> 00:13:34,290
AND THAT'S AN ACCURATE
EXPRESSION OF MY OPINION.
280
00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:36,459
NOW, THAT'S ONLY ONE
OF NINE CATEGORIES,
281
00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:40,496
BUT OVERALL, IS THE
EVALUATION POSITIVE?
282
00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:42,564
YES.
283
00:13:42,588 --> 00:13:44,066
AND STILL, THERE'S NO
GUARANTEE OF YOUR CAPTAINCY.
284
00:13:44,090 --> 00:13:45,067
I MEAN, WHETHER YOU
GET IT OR NOT OR WHETHER
285
00:13:45,091 --> 00:13:46,435
I'M FAIR TO YOU ALL THE TIME,
286
00:13:46,459 --> 00:13:47,536
YOU STILL HAVE A JOB TO DO HERE.
287
00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:49,571
- HAVE I EVER NOT DONE IT?
- NO.
288
00:13:49,595 --> 00:13:51,573
HAVE YOU EVER HAD REASON
TO DOUBT MY LOYALTY?
289
00:13:51,597 --> 00:13:53,842
- NO, NEVER.
- I'LL DO MY JOB, FRANK.
290
00:13:53,866 --> 00:13:55,777
THAT DOESN'T MEAN
I HAVE TO BE HAPPY.
291
00:13:55,801 --> 00:13:57,679
FAIR ENOUGH.
292
00:13:57,703 --> 00:13:59,148
AND AGAIN, SOMEDAY,
293
00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:00,916
I AM GOING TO BE CAPTAIN.
294
00:14:00,940 --> 00:14:04,720
I DON'T DOUBT THAT, RAY.
295
00:14:04,744 --> 00:14:07,078
MS. DAVENPORT.
296
00:14:10,750 --> 00:14:12,128
HI.
297
00:14:12,152 --> 00:14:14,630
FRANK. HAVE YOU EVER
HAD VENEREAL DISEASE?
298
00:14:14,654 --> 00:14:15,864
DO YOU HAVE IT NOW?
299
00:14:15,888 --> 00:14:17,733
N... NO.
300
00:14:17,757 --> 00:14:19,635
MOTHER'S MAIDEN NAME.
301
00:14:19,659 --> 00:14:21,737
ZIRELLI. ONE R, TWO L'S.
302
00:14:21,761 --> 00:14:23,739
UH...
303
00:14:23,763 --> 00:14:25,541
DATE OF YOUR FINAL DIVORCE.
304
00:14:25,565 --> 00:14:27,998
DATE YOUR DIVORCE
WAS FINAL, I MEANT.
305
00:14:30,036 --> 00:14:31,747
JANUARY 16TH, 1979.
306
00:14:31,771 --> 00:14:32,915
WHAT IS THAT?
307
00:14:32,939 --> 00:14:35,651
A MARRIAGE LICENSE, FURILLO.
308
00:14:35,675 --> 00:14:37,319
CLERK'S OFFICE
309
00:14:37,343 --> 00:14:39,555
WAIVED THE THREE-DAY WAIT.
310
00:14:39,579 --> 00:14:40,856
THEY'RE GONNA TRUST
US ON THE WASSERMANS.
311
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:43,614
CARE TO PUT YOUR MONEY
WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS?
312
00:14:46,286 --> 00:14:49,532
WE'RE GATHERED HERE IN
THE PRESENCE OF THIS WITNESS
313
00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:52,501
FOR THE PURPOSE OF UNITING
THIS COUPLE IN MATRIMONY.
314
00:14:52,525 --> 00:14:54,903
THIS CONTRACT IS MOST SOLEMN.
315
00:14:54,927 --> 00:14:56,838
NOT TO BE TAKEN LIGHTLY.
316
00:14:56,862 --> 00:14:58,574
BUT THOUGHTFULLY.
317
00:14:58,598 --> 00:15:00,276
DEEPLY.
318
00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:01,510
AND WITH THE FULL UNDERSTANDING
319
00:15:01,534 --> 00:15:03,712
OF THE RESPONSIBILITY
OF THE COMMITMENT
320
00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:04,980
YOU ARE ABOUT TO MAKE.
321
00:15:05,004 --> 00:15:07,249
DO YOU, FRANCIS FURILLO,
322
00:15:07,273 --> 00:15:11,387
TAKE THIS WOMAN TO BE
YOUR LAWFULLY-WEDDED WIFE?
323
00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:13,922
I DO.
324
00:15:13,946 --> 00:15:15,524
DO YOU, JOYCE DAVENPORT,
325
00:15:15,548 --> 00:15:18,727
TAKE THIS MAN TO BE YOUR
LAWFULLY-WEDDED HUSBAND?
326
00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:20,896
I DO.
327
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:23,265
DO YOU EACH PROMISE TO
LOVE AND COMFORT ONE ANOTHER
328
00:15:23,289 --> 00:15:26,535
IN ADVERSITY, AS
WELL AS IN PROSPERITY,
329
00:15:26,559 --> 00:15:29,037
IN SICKNESS, AS
WELL AS IN HEALTH,
330
00:15:29,061 --> 00:15:31,540
AND FORSAKING ALL OTHERS
331
00:15:31,564 --> 00:15:35,010
REMAIN FAITHFUL TO EACH OTHER?
332
00:15:35,034 --> 00:15:37,379
- WE WILL.
- WE DO.
333
00:15:37,403 --> 00:15:40,483
BY THE POWER INVESTED
IN ME BY THIS STATE,
334
00:15:40,507 --> 00:15:43,452
I PRONOUNCE YOU
HUSBAND AND WIFE.
335
00:15:43,476 --> 00:15:46,410
YOU MAY KISS THE BRIDE,
SHOULD YOU FEEL SO INCLINED.
336
00:16:11,537 --> 00:16:13,182
YOU KNOW WHY
THEY CALL 'EM PUNKS?
337
00:16:13,206 --> 00:16:14,416
BECAUSE THEY LOOK LIKE PUNKS.
338
00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:15,818
IF I WENT TO THE STUDIO,
TAKE BLUE HAIR LIKE THAT...
339
00:16:15,842 --> 00:16:17,853
I THINK YOU WOULD LOOK
GOOD WITH BLUE HAIR.
340
00:16:17,877 --> 00:16:19,421
HEY, JOE. NICE TO SEE YOU
341
00:16:19,445 --> 00:16:21,023
OUT OF THE OLD
SALT MINES, BUDDY.
342
00:16:21,047 --> 00:16:22,257
IT'S NICE TO BE OUT.
343
00:16:22,281 --> 00:16:23,458
HEY, HOW'D LUCE MAKE
OUT THIS MORNING?
344
00:16:23,482 --> 00:16:24,694
SHE DID REAL GOOD.
THAT GIRL COULD'VE BEEN
345
00:16:24,718 --> 00:16:26,929
A TANK DRIVER IN 'NAM,
THE WAY SHE MOVES
346
00:16:26,953 --> 00:16:28,530
THAT CATTLE CAR UP
AND DOWN THE STREET.
347
00:16:28,554 --> 00:16:31,400
SHE TOOK THIS HERE...
THIS PUNK, THIS...
348
00:16:31,424 --> 00:16:33,468
HEY, RALPH KRAMDEN,
HOW'RE YOU DOING?
349
00:16:33,492 --> 00:16:36,538
ONE OF THESE DAYS, NORTON, HUH?
350
00:16:36,562 --> 00:16:38,107
- UGH.
- AND THEY TELL ME
351
00:16:38,131 --> 00:16:40,342
YOU HAVE A FUTURE
IN TRANSPORTATION.
352
00:16:40,366 --> 00:16:41,543
YEAH, I GOT A REAL FUTURE.
353
00:16:41,567 --> 00:16:43,879
IT'S ABOUT AS PROMISING
AS A SHIN-SPLINT.
354
00:16:43,903 --> 00:16:45,781
YOU KNOW, SO FAR THIS MORNING,
355
00:16:45,805 --> 00:16:49,685
I GOT TWO JUNKIES LOSE
THEIR LUNCH IN THE BACK SEAT.
356
00:16:49,709 --> 00:16:52,554
I GOT THREE CABBIES
SHOOTING ME THE BIRD.
357
00:16:52,578 --> 00:16:54,356
I GOT THIS JOHNNY ROTTEN CLONE
358
00:16:54,380 --> 00:16:56,525
WHO SPITS UP GRAPE
SODA ON MY SHOES.
359
00:16:56,549 --> 00:16:58,327
AND I GOT A 'LUDE FREAK
WHO GETS HIS HAND STUCK
360
00:16:58,351 --> 00:17:01,030
IN THE REAR EXIT.
361
00:17:01,054 --> 00:17:02,698
SO YOU GET THE RESULTS?
362
00:17:02,722 --> 00:17:04,233
WHAT, THE LIE DETECTOR TEST?
363
00:17:04,257 --> 00:17:06,501
NO, YOUR PAP
SMEAR, JOE. COME ON.
364
00:17:06,525 --> 00:17:10,139
I GOT STRAIGHT-A'S.
PASSED WITH FLYING COLORS.
365
00:17:10,163 --> 00:17:11,874
SO WHAT ELSE IS NEW?
366
00:17:11,898 --> 00:17:13,508
YEAH, IT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING.
367
00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:15,811
WHAT'RE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
368
00:17:15,835 --> 00:17:17,213
YOU PASSING THE POLYGRAPH
HAS GOTTA TELL 'EM SOMETHING.
369
00:17:17,237 --> 00:17:18,647
HEY, IT'S INADMISSIBLE IN COURT.
370
00:17:18,671 --> 00:17:20,149
IT ISN'T EVEN GONNA
GET TO COURT.
371
00:17:20,173 --> 00:17:22,351
YOU STILL DON'T
GET IT, DO YOU, LUCE?
372
00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:24,253
THEY NEED A SCAPEGOAT FOR
WHAT HAPPENED DOWN THERE,
373
00:17:24,277 --> 00:17:26,521
AND I'M IT.
374
00:17:26,545 --> 00:17:28,858
YOU KNOW SOMETHING, JOE?
YOU'RE GETTING PARANOID.
375
00:17:28,882 --> 00:17:32,283
I'M NOT PARANOID.
I'M JUST FACING FACTS.
376
00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:35,898
I'M HAVING THE CHOW MEIN.
377
00:17:35,922 --> 00:17:37,733
I CAN ONLY REPEAT
378
00:17:37,757 --> 00:17:39,769
THAT WE UNDERSTAND
YOUR FRUSTRATION,
379
00:17:39,793 --> 00:17:42,760
AND WE SHARE YOUR CONCERN.
380
00:17:43,797 --> 00:17:46,075
CAPTAIN.
381
00:17:46,099 --> 00:17:47,977
MAY I POINT OUT THE ABSENCE
382
00:17:48,001 --> 00:17:51,013
OF A FEW PROMINENT INVITEES.
383
00:17:51,037 --> 00:17:53,548
LIKE THE MAYOR AND
THE CHIEF OF POLICE.
384
00:17:53,572 --> 00:17:55,717
YES, WHERE ARE THEY?
385
00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:57,319
IS THAT THE KIND OF CONCERN
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT?
386
00:17:57,343 --> 00:17:58,954
NOBODY'S GONNA DENY THAT THIS IS
387
00:17:58,978 --> 00:18:01,657
A POLITICAL HOT
POTATO, REVEREND.
388
00:18:01,681 --> 00:18:04,960
WE'RE ALSO NOT ABOUT TO DENY
THAT THERE HAVE BEEN TIMES
389
00:18:04,984 --> 00:18:06,695
WHEN PEOPLE IN POLICE CUSTODY
390
00:18:06,719 --> 00:18:08,752
HAVE DIED AT POLICE HANDS.
391
00:18:10,290 --> 00:18:12,301
IT'S HAPPENED.
392
00:18:12,325 --> 00:18:14,203
IT'S HAPPENED TO BLACK PEOPLE.
393
00:18:14,227 --> 00:18:15,504
AND WE CAN
UNDERSTAND YOU THINKING
394
00:18:15,528 --> 00:18:17,673
THAT IT MAY HAVE
HAPPENED TO LYNN TATUM.
395
00:18:17,697 --> 00:18:20,676
ON THE OTHER HAND,
396
00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:21,944
WE HAVE NO CHOICE
397
00:18:21,968 --> 00:18:23,512
BUT TO CONDUCT THE INVESTIGATION
398
00:18:23,536 --> 00:18:25,714
ENTIRELY AS THE
EVIDENCE LEADS US.
399
00:18:25,738 --> 00:18:27,016
I WAS ON THAT STREET!
400
00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:28,750
I SAW THAT COP CHOKING THAT BOY!
401
00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:30,174
HE HATED THAT BOY!
402
00:18:36,983 --> 00:18:38,928
CAPTAIN.
403
00:18:38,952 --> 00:18:40,362
IN THE LAST FIVE YEARS,
404
00:18:40,386 --> 00:18:42,431
THERE HAS BEEN 14 CUSTODY DEATHS
405
00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:45,400
IN THE POLICE
STATIONS OF THIS CITY.
406
00:18:45,424 --> 00:18:48,525
13 OF THE PEOPLE
WHO DIED WERE BLACK.
407
00:18:49,762 --> 00:18:51,240
THE OTHER HISPANIC.
408
00:18:51,264 --> 00:18:52,541
NOW, THERE'S A MESSAGE
IN THOSE FIGURES,
409
00:18:52,565 --> 00:18:54,543
AND WE READ IT LOUD AND CLEAR.
410
00:18:54,567 --> 00:18:57,079
THE MESSAGE IS
THAT STATISTICALLY
411
00:18:57,103 --> 00:18:58,981
89% OF THE POPULATION
412
00:18:59,005 --> 00:19:01,150
OF THE HILL IS
BLACK AND HISPANIC.
413
00:19:01,174 --> 00:19:03,352
THAT MEANS THAT AN
OVERWHELMING PERCENTAGE
414
00:19:03,376 --> 00:19:04,954
OF THE PEOPLE ARRESTED THERE
415
00:19:04,978 --> 00:19:06,488
ARE GOING TO BE
BLACK OR HISPANIC.
416
00:19:06,512 --> 00:19:09,646
LISTEN, I DON'T CARE
ANYTHING ABOUT SISTISTICS!
417
00:19:11,050 --> 00:19:13,195
MY SON IS DEAD!
418
00:19:13,219 --> 00:19:16,899
- YES.
- AND THERE'S NO REASON FOR IT.
419
00:19:16,923 --> 00:19:18,400
NOW, I HAD A GOOD SON.
420
00:19:18,424 --> 00:19:20,236
HE DIDN'T GO AROUND
MAKING TROUBLE.
421
00:19:20,260 --> 00:19:22,504
LOOK. AN INVESTIGATION
IS BEING CONDUCTED
422
00:19:22,528 --> 00:19:24,639
INTO THE DEATH OF LYNN TATUM.
423
00:19:24,663 --> 00:19:27,609
IF THAT INVESTIGATION
POINTS TO A POLICE OFFICER,
424
00:19:27,633 --> 00:19:30,479
THAT OFFICER WILL BE
CHARGED AND BROUGHT TO TRIAL.
425
00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:31,713
CAPTAIN.
426
00:19:31,737 --> 00:19:34,984
HOORAY FOR YOU.
427
00:19:35,008 --> 00:19:37,052
I CAN ONLY PROMISE YOU
428
00:19:37,076 --> 00:19:38,720
THAT EVERY EFFORT WILL BE MADE
429
00:19:38,744 --> 00:19:40,722
TO GET TO THE BOTTOM
430
00:19:40,746 --> 00:19:43,781
OF THIS PRISONER'S DEATH.
431
00:19:47,553 --> 00:19:49,464
YOU'RE GONNA BE
REMEMBERED AS THAT BANKRUPT
432
00:19:49,488 --> 00:19:51,267
WATERMELON-HEADED CLUB
OWNER OUT ON HIGHWAY NINE
433
00:19:51,291 --> 00:19:53,735
THAT BLEW A CHANCE TO
BOOK VIC HITLER'S COMIC DEBUT
434
00:19:53,759 --> 00:19:56,605
FOR NOTHING!
435
00:19:56,629 --> 00:19:58,374
YOU THINK YOU GOT IT
ROUGH? FELLA WALKS UP TO ME,
436
00:19:58,398 --> 00:20:00,042
SAYS, "YOU SEE A
COP AROUND HERE?"
437
00:20:00,066 --> 00:20:01,706
I SAY NO, HE SAYS,
"OKAY, STICK 'EM UP."
438
00:20:02,936 --> 00:20:05,447
DID YOU HEAR THE ONE ABOUT
THE OVERLY FAMILIAR MIDGET?
439
00:20:05,471 --> 00:20:08,239
WALKS INTO THIS BAR?
KISSED EVERYONE IN THE JOINT.
440
00:20:11,044 --> 00:20:12,354
SWEETHEART, HOW ARE YOU?
441
00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:14,523
OH, I AM PUMPED. I AM PUMPED.
442
00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:15,657
I STAYED UP HALF
THE NIGHT, YOU KNOW,
443
00:20:15,681 --> 00:20:17,559
WORKING UP NEW
MATERIAL IN MY HOTEL ROOM.
444
00:20:17,583 --> 00:20:19,561
SO. HOW'RE WE DOING ON BOOKINGS?
445
00:20:19,585 --> 00:20:21,063
- OH, GREAT. JUST GREAT.
- GOOD. GOOD.
446
00:20:21,087 --> 00:20:22,331
I... I GOTTA TELL YOU, THOUGH.
447
00:20:22,355 --> 00:20:23,899
I'VE BEEN RUNNING
INTO A LOT OF STATIC
448
00:20:23,923 --> 00:20:25,134
ON ACCOUNT OF THE NAME THING.
449
00:20:25,158 --> 00:20:26,969
- OH, COME ON.
- LOOK. LOOK, LOOK, LOOK.
450
00:20:26,993 --> 00:20:29,805
BEFORE YOU PUT THE IDEA
OUT OF YOUR MIND COMPLETELY,
451
00:20:29,829 --> 00:20:31,240
JUST DO ME A FAVOR.
452
00:20:31,264 --> 00:20:33,742
JUST CONSIDER THESE
ALTERNATIVES THAT I COOKED UP.
453
00:20:33,766 --> 00:20:36,312
VIC ROMA. VIC
DAKOTA. THAT'S CUTE.
454
00:20:36,336 --> 00:20:38,480
VIC ANTHONY. VIC VEGAS?
455
00:20:38,504 --> 00:20:40,749
UGH.
456
00:20:40,773 --> 00:20:42,418
SWEETHEART, I'M ABOUT TO
THROW MY LUNCH OVER A FENCE,
457
00:20:42,442 --> 00:20:43,752
AND I AIN'T EVEN
HAD BREAKFAST YET.
458
00:20:43,776 --> 00:20:45,220
COME ON, VIC.
WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?
459
00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:46,755
- IT'S ONLY A NAME.
- YEAH. ONLY A NAME
460
00:20:46,779 --> 00:20:49,291
BEEN IN MY FAMILY
FOR OVER 400 YEARS.
461
00:20:49,315 --> 00:20:50,592
THAT'S A GOOD 320 LONGER
462
00:20:50,616 --> 00:20:52,294
THAN THAT DERANGED
HOUSE-PAINTER ADOLF,
463
00:20:52,318 --> 00:20:53,662
IF THE TRUTH BE KNOWN,
CAME INTO THE WORLD
464
00:20:53,686 --> 00:20:55,530
THE SON OF AN
AUSTRIAN PENCIL-PUSHER
465
00:20:55,554 --> 00:20:56,798
BY THE NAME OF SCHICKLGRUBER.
466
00:20:56,822 --> 00:20:59,568
- NO KIDDING.
- YEAH.
467
00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:01,503
I DON'T EVEN WANNA TELL YOU
WHAT MY GRANDFATHER TOLD ME
468
00:21:01,527 --> 00:21:04,739
ON HIS DEATHBED 30 YEARS AGO.
469
00:21:04,763 --> 00:21:06,541
HE SAID, "VIC,
470
00:21:06,565 --> 00:21:08,277
"YOU'RE GONNA GO THROUGH
A LOT OF PAIN IN THIS LIFE
471
00:21:08,301 --> 00:21:09,911
ON ACCOUNT OF IT."
472
00:21:09,935 --> 00:21:11,713
PROMISE ME, SON.
473
00:21:11,737 --> 00:21:15,684
PROMISE ME YOU'LL
NEVER FORSAKE THE...
474
00:21:15,708 --> 00:21:17,774
FAMILY NAME.
475
00:21:20,779 --> 00:21:22,958
I'M SORRY, JOHN, BUT...
476
00:21:22,982 --> 00:21:26,695
WORK WITH THE CARDS I WAS DEALT.
477
00:21:26,719 --> 00:21:28,486
VIC HITLER IT STAYS.
478
00:21:29,655 --> 00:21:32,067
THE HELL WITH HIS
POLYGRAPH, FRANK.
479
00:21:32,091 --> 00:21:33,402
I'VE GOT HALF THE POPULATION
480
00:21:33,426 --> 00:21:34,870
OF YOUR PRECINCT
SCREAMING BLOODY MURDER.
481
00:21:34,894 --> 00:21:36,638
THAT'S NO BASIS FOR
CONVENING A GRAND JURY.
482
00:21:36,662 --> 00:21:38,207
LOOK, I'M NOT SAYING
WE'RE COMING DOWN
483
00:21:38,231 --> 00:21:40,075
WITH AN INDICTMENT
ON YOUR CLIENT,
484
00:21:40,099 --> 00:21:42,144
BUT WE'RE CERTAINLY JUSTIFIED
HAVING THIS BIKER TESTIFY.
485
00:21:42,168 --> 00:21:43,645
YOU REALLY WANNA GREASE
THE WHEELS OF JUSTICE,
486
00:21:43,669 --> 00:21:45,881
YOU TAKE A CLOSER LOOK
AT YOUR STAR WITNESS.
487
00:21:45,905 --> 00:21:47,383
CROCKETT HAD MOTIVE, ACCESS,
488
00:21:47,407 --> 00:21:49,584
AND A RECORD OF VIOLENT
CRIMES TWO INCHES THICK.
489
00:21:49,608 --> 00:21:51,753
THERE ISN'T A SHRED OF
EVIDENCE AGAINST CROCKETT,
490
00:21:51,777 --> 00:21:53,655
AND YOU KNOW IT, FRANK.
491
00:21:53,679 --> 00:21:54,923
WHAT THERE IS, SINCE
11 O'CLOCK THIS MORNING,
492
00:21:54,947 --> 00:21:56,425
IS A FORENSICS REPORT SHOWING
493
00:21:56,449 --> 00:21:58,660
MICROFIBERS FROM COFFEY'S
SHIRT ON LYNN TATUM'S NECK.
494
00:21:58,684 --> 00:22:02,531
EVERYBODY KNOWS COFFEY USED
A CHOKE-HOLD MAKING THE ARREST.
495
00:22:02,555 --> 00:22:04,633
NO FIBERS FROM CROCKETT
ANYWHERE ON TATUM'S PERSON.
496
00:22:04,657 --> 00:22:06,068
AND CROCKETT WAS
WEARING A SHIRT...
497
00:22:06,092 --> 00:22:07,436
WHOSE SLEEVES WERE
PROBABLY ROLLED UP.
498
00:22:07,460 --> 00:22:09,538
YOU... YOU CARE TO JOIN IN
THIS DISCUSSION, COUNSELOR?
499
00:22:09,562 --> 00:22:12,741
WHAT DISCUSSION?
MAN'S MIND IS MADE UP.
500
00:22:12,765 --> 00:22:13,909
SO ARE WE FINISHED HERE?
501
00:22:13,933 --> 00:22:16,378
OH YEAH. YEAH. BEFORE WE BEGAN.
502
00:22:16,402 --> 00:22:19,002
IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, GENTLEMEN.
503
00:22:21,774 --> 00:22:23,018
ALL RIGHT.
504
00:22:23,042 --> 00:22:24,153
WILL YOU BE AT THE
GRAND JURY HEARING?
505
00:22:24,177 --> 00:22:26,544
IF MY OFFICER HAS TO BE.
506
00:22:31,317 --> 00:22:33,262
I GOTTA GET OFF THIS BUS.
507
00:22:33,286 --> 00:22:35,330
WHAT'RE YOU, CRAZY?
508
00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:36,765
I'M SORRY, LUCE, MY BLADDER
SOUNDED A TEN-MINUTE WARNING
509
00:22:36,789 --> 00:22:37,899
ABOUT FIVE BLOCKS AGO,
510
00:22:37,923 --> 00:22:39,334
AND I GOT TO GET OFF.
511
00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:40,702
IT'S GONNA LOOK A
LITTLE CONSPICUOUS
512
00:22:40,726 --> 00:22:42,104
- IF I HAVE TO WAIT FOR YOU.
- WELL, IT'S GONNA LOOK
513
00:22:42,128 --> 00:22:44,206
A LOT MORE CONSPICUOUS
IF I DON'T GET OFF THIS BUS,
514
00:22:44,230 --> 00:22:46,007
IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT.
515
00:22:46,031 --> 00:22:48,143
OKAY. OKAY.
516
00:22:48,167 --> 00:22:49,811
YOU'D BETTER BE QUICK.
517
00:22:49,835 --> 00:22:52,981
EXCUSE ME, MA'AM, FOR
HAVING BODILY FUNCTIONS.
518
00:22:53,005 --> 00:22:55,451
YO! MOVE BACK.
EVERYBODY JUST BE COOL.
519
00:22:55,475 --> 00:22:57,352
AND GIVE UP THE GOODIES.
IF YOU THINK ABOUT MOVING,
520
00:22:57,376 --> 00:22:58,587
I'LL BLOW YOUR HEAD
OUTSIDE THIS BUS,
521
00:22:58,611 --> 00:23:00,689
AND YOU KNOW THAT. HAND
OVER YOUR PURSE, MAMA.
522
00:23:00,713 --> 00:23:02,291
- HURRY UP!
- COME ON, QUICK!
523
00:23:02,315 --> 00:23:03,459
GIVE ME THE MONEY. COME ON.
524
00:23:03,483 --> 00:23:05,794
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE.
POLICE OFFICER.
525
00:23:05,818 --> 00:23:07,684
HEY! GET OUT.
526
00:23:11,224 --> 00:23:12,901
GET OUT OF THE
WAY! HE'S GOT A GUN!
527
00:23:12,925 --> 00:23:14,725
FREEZE!
528
00:23:29,575 --> 00:23:32,554
IF YOU WANNA SHACK UP IN
SOME VAN WITH A 16-YEAR-OLD,
529
00:23:32,578 --> 00:23:34,289
THAT'S YOUR BUSINESS, BABE.
530
00:23:34,313 --> 00:23:37,625
BUT DON'T CALL ME INTO THE
TRIAL AS A CHARACTER WITNESS.
531
00:23:37,649 --> 00:23:39,361
OH, MAN.
532
00:23:39,385 --> 00:23:41,463
OH, LEO, FOR GOD'S
SAKE. NOT HERE.
533
00:23:41,487 --> 00:23:45,100
BETTER IN HERE THAN
ALL OVER THE FRONT DESK.
534
00:23:45,124 --> 00:23:46,768
I'M TELLING YOU, MAN. KRISTEN IS
535
00:23:46,792 --> 00:23:48,370
A VERY MATURE 16-YEAR-OLD.
536
00:23:48,394 --> 00:23:50,772
AND HEY, HEY, I'M A YOUNG 35.
537
00:23:50,796 --> 00:23:52,774
HUH, YEAH. 35 GOING ON
538
00:23:52,798 --> 00:23:54,576
10 TO 20 UPSTATE.
539
00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:56,911
THANKS FOR THE
ADVICE, YOU DRIED-UP
540
00:23:56,935 --> 00:23:59,369
REFRIED BAPTIST PRUDE.
541
00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:03,318
YOU JOHN D. LARUE?
542
00:24:03,342 --> 00:24:04,619
YEAH, WHO WANTS TO KNOW?
543
00:24:04,643 --> 00:24:06,521
JUST A GUY WHO'S GONNA
BREAK BOTH YOUR LEGS
544
00:24:06,545 --> 00:24:09,257
AND FLUSH YOU DOWN THE TOILET.
545
00:24:09,281 --> 00:24:11,326
HEY, IF IT'S ABOUT
MINUSCO, YOU TELL HIM
546
00:24:11,350 --> 00:24:13,161
HE'LL HAVE HIS BREAD BY TUESDAY.
547
00:24:13,185 --> 00:24:15,530
UH-UH. OH. SHEILA.
548
00:24:15,554 --> 00:24:17,532
YEAH, WELL, THE KID AIN'T
MINE, I SWEAR TO GOD.
549
00:24:17,556 --> 00:24:18,766
- UH-UH.
- OKAY, WELL THEN,
WHY DON'T YOU
550
00:24:18,790 --> 00:24:21,169
JUST CUT THIS GHOST OF
CHRISTMAS PAST ROUTINE?
551
00:24:21,193 --> 00:24:23,905
TELL ME WHO THE HELL ARE YOU.
552
00:24:23,929 --> 00:24:26,341
I'M A FATHER OF A 16-YEAR-OLD
553
00:24:26,365 --> 00:24:30,078
JEWEL OF A DAUGHTER NAMED
KRISTEN MURPHY, SCUZZ-BAG.
554
00:24:30,102 --> 00:24:32,114
AND YOU, MY FRIEND, ARE ONE DEAD
555
00:24:32,138 --> 00:24:33,748
CHILD MOLESTER.
556
00:24:33,772 --> 00:24:35,817
I SWEAR TO GOD, MR. MURPHY.
557
00:24:35,841 --> 00:24:37,919
HEY, IT WAS A FIELD TRIP.
558
00:24:37,943 --> 00:24:41,022
I MEAN... I MEAN, WE WERE TALKING
ABOUT CRIMINOLOGY, YOU KNOW?
559
00:24:41,046 --> 00:24:43,291
BASIC SURVEILLANCE?
560
00:24:43,315 --> 00:24:45,627
I NEVER LAID A HAND ON HER.
561
00:24:45,651 --> 00:24:48,163
I LEFT HER IN THE VAN.
I DIDN'T EVEN GO BACK.
562
00:24:48,187 --> 00:24:51,566
IF SHE SAYS I TOUCHED
HER, SHE'S LYING.
563
00:24:51,590 --> 00:24:53,568
ARE YOU CALLING MY BABY LIAR?
564
00:24:53,592 --> 00:24:55,937
OF COURSE NOT. IT'S
JUST... OH MY GOD.
565
00:24:55,961 --> 00:24:57,772
DON'T TELL ME THAT'S A GUN.
566
00:24:57,796 --> 00:24:59,907
SAY YOUR PRAYERS, SCUZZ-BAG.
567
00:24:59,931 --> 00:25:01,876
PLEASE, MAN. PLEASE?
568
00:25:01,900 --> 00:25:03,711
I'LL NEVER TOUCH A GIRL UNDER 18
569
00:25:03,735 --> 00:25:05,614
AS LONG AS I LIVE.
570
00:25:05,638 --> 00:25:06,948
OKAY, 25.
571
00:25:06,972 --> 00:25:09,518
30.35.
572
00:25:09,542 --> 00:25:11,520
GO AHEAD. GO AHEAD AND SHOOT.
573
00:25:11,544 --> 00:25:14,077
YOU GOTTA SHOOT
THE JUNKIE FIRST.
574
00:25:21,387 --> 00:25:24,166
JACK HAGGERTY, ROMAN.
575
00:25:24,190 --> 00:25:26,734
ALL THE WAY FROM MIDTOWN.
576
00:25:26,758 --> 00:25:28,692
VICE.
577
00:25:44,776 --> 00:25:46,488
KRISTEN. OH, HI.
578
00:25:46,512 --> 00:25:48,756
HI. I WAITED FOR YOU IN THE VAN
579
00:25:48,780 --> 00:25:50,925
FOR AN HOUR LAST NIGHT.
580
00:25:50,949 --> 00:25:52,794
YEAH. I KNOW. I KNOW.
581
00:25:52,818 --> 00:25:55,230
LOOK, UH, I TRIED TO
CALL YOU AT SCHOOL.
582
00:25:55,254 --> 00:25:57,031
CAN WE TALK HERE FOR A MINUTE?
583
00:25:57,055 --> 00:25:57,965
SURE.
584
00:25:57,989 --> 00:25:59,767
OKAY. CAN I GET YOU A CHAIR?
585
00:25:59,791 --> 00:26:02,426
IT'S OKAY. I'M FINE.
586
00:26:06,732 --> 00:26:08,042
I, UH...
587
00:26:08,066 --> 00:26:10,712
I'VE BEEN DOING A LOT
OF SOUL-SEARCHING.
588
00:26:10,736 --> 00:26:13,248
ABOUT US, I MEAN.
589
00:26:13,272 --> 00:26:14,916
I WANT YOU TO KNOW THIS IS
590
00:26:14,940 --> 00:26:18,720
VERY, VERY HARD FOR ME TO SAY.
591
00:26:18,744 --> 00:26:21,055
I MEAN, I LIKE YOU A LOT.
592
00:26:21,079 --> 00:26:23,480
MORE THAN THAT, I RESPECT YOU.
593
00:26:25,718 --> 00:26:27,195
WELL, YOU'RE
PROBABLY THE GREATEST
594
00:26:27,219 --> 00:26:30,131
16-YEAR-OLD I'VE EVER KNOWN.
595
00:26:30,155 --> 00:26:32,033
BUT I DON'T THINK
IT'S A GOOD IDEA.
596
00:26:32,057 --> 00:26:33,602
YOU AND ME. IT JUST WON'T WORK.
597
00:26:33,626 --> 00:26:37,639
YOU NEED SOMEBODY YOUR OWN AGE.
598
00:26:37,663 --> 00:26:39,307
NOW LOOK. IF YOU EVER
599
00:26:39,331 --> 00:26:41,543
GET IN A REAL JAM, AN
EMERGENCY OR SOMETHING.
600
00:26:41,567 --> 00:26:45,012
AND IF YOU'RE EVER LONELY,
IF YOU'RE EVER LONELY,
601
00:26:45,036 --> 00:26:47,915
YOU CAN ALWAYS CALL ME.
602
00:26:47,939 --> 00:26:51,519
BUT US AS A STEADY THING.
603
00:26:51,543 --> 00:26:53,755
I THINK WE'D BETTER CALL IT OFF.
604
00:26:53,779 --> 00:26:55,479
OKAY.
605
00:26:58,850 --> 00:27:01,652
BYE.
606
00:27:09,728 --> 00:27:11,506
YEAH. YEAH.
607
00:27:11,530 --> 00:27:14,142
YEAH, IT'S HIM
SPEAKING. WHO IS THIS?
608
00:27:14,166 --> 00:27:15,943
TONY WHO?
609
00:27:15,967 --> 00:27:17,479
T... TONY FROM EUGENE'S.
610
00:27:17,503 --> 00:27:21,616
TONY, HEY! TONY BABY,
WHAT'S HAPPENING?
611
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:23,718
REALLY?
612
00:27:23,742 --> 00:27:25,253
HEY, THAT'S TOO BAD.
613
00:27:25,277 --> 00:27:27,722
UH, WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE GUY?
614
00:27:27,746 --> 00:27:29,758
APPENDICITIS.
615
00:27:29,782 --> 00:27:31,393
MM.
616
00:27:31,417 --> 00:27:33,528
WELL, S... WELL,
SURE WE CAN MAKE IT.
617
00:27:33,552 --> 00:27:37,465
YOU BET. 7:30. SEE
YOU THERE. BYE.
618
00:27:37,489 --> 00:27:39,434
HA-HEY!
619
00:27:39,458 --> 00:27:41,369
LEO, LEO, HAVE YOU SEEN VIC?
620
00:27:41,393 --> 00:27:42,970
LAST I HEARD, HE WAS
DOWN IN THE LOCKER ROOM,
621
00:27:42,994 --> 00:27:44,939
TRYING TO COP
SOME Z'S. ANY NEWS?
622
00:27:44,963 --> 00:27:48,231
JUST KEEP YOUR DANCE CARD
CLEAR FOR TONIGHT, HONEY.
623
00:27:55,507 --> 00:27:56,751
BOBBY.
624
00:27:56,775 --> 00:27:59,754
CAPTAIN.
625
00:27:59,778 --> 00:28:01,489
HOW'D IT GO?
626
00:28:01,513 --> 00:28:04,548
WE GOT TWO OF 'EM. THE
OTHER TWO GOT AWAY.
627
00:28:06,585 --> 00:28:09,497
ONE OF THE KIDS WHO
ESCAPED TOOK A SHOT AT ME.
628
00:28:09,521 --> 00:28:13,034
AND I HAD HIM RIGHT IN
MY SIGHTS, AND THEN...
629
00:28:13,058 --> 00:28:14,369
I COULDN'T PULL THE TRIGGER.
630
00:28:14,393 --> 00:28:17,171
WHAT WAS THE CROWD SITUATION?
631
00:28:17,195 --> 00:28:18,506
THERE WERE OTHER PEOPLE AROUND.
632
00:28:18,530 --> 00:28:21,843
I'D SAY YOU SHOWED
GOOD JUDGMENT.
633
00:28:21,867 --> 00:28:23,511
MAYBE.
634
00:28:23,535 --> 00:28:25,513
BUT I GOTTA TELL YOU,
CAPTAIN, PART OF WHY I DIDN'T
635
00:28:25,537 --> 00:28:27,349
PULL THAT TRIGGER WAS BECAUSE
I DIDN'T WANNA GET HUNG UP
636
00:28:27,373 --> 00:28:29,584
- LIKE JOE COFFEY.
- I UNDERSTAND.
637
00:28:29,608 --> 00:28:31,553
IT MAKES ME ANGRY
638
00:28:31,577 --> 00:28:32,554
TO HAVE THOUGHTS LIKE THAT
RUNNING THROUGH MY MIND
639
00:28:32,578 --> 00:28:34,322
WHEN I'M OUT ON THE STREETS.
640
00:28:34,346 --> 00:28:36,924
BOBBY, THE HILL'S BEEN
A POWDER KEG LATELY.
641
00:28:36,948 --> 00:28:38,793
AND YOUR DECIDING NOT TO
BRING DOWN A PERPETRATOR
642
00:28:38,817 --> 00:28:41,295
IN A SITUATION WHERE A
MISTAKE MIGHT BUY A RIOT
643
00:28:41,319 --> 00:28:43,531
STRIKES ME AS EXERCISING
SENSIBLE RESTRAINT.
644
00:28:43,555 --> 00:28:47,235
THAT KIND OF RESTRAINT,
CAPTAIN, COULD COST LIVES TOO.
645
00:28:47,259 --> 00:28:49,170
IT'S A DELICATE BALANCE.
646
00:28:49,194 --> 00:28:51,239
BUT, GIVEN THE
EXISTING ATMOSPHERE,
647
00:28:51,263 --> 00:28:53,663
I'D SAY YOU MADE
THE RIGHT CHOICE.
648
00:28:57,536 --> 00:28:59,547
UH, BOBBY.
649
00:28:59,571 --> 00:29:02,517
I GOT MARRIED THIS AFTERNOON.
650
00:29:02,541 --> 00:29:04,853
YOU'RE KIDDING.
651
00:29:04,877 --> 00:29:06,454
CONGRATULATIONS, CAPTAIN.
652
00:29:06,478 --> 00:29:08,690
- THANKS.
- MY BEST TO THE BRIDE.
653
00:29:08,714 --> 00:29:11,158
I'LL TELL HER.
654
00:29:11,182 --> 00:29:14,396
IS IT... IS IT SECRET?
655
00:29:14,420 --> 00:29:16,152
NO.
656
00:29:20,659 --> 00:29:21,936
EUGENE'S COMEDY EMPIRE.
657
00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:23,505
YOU GOT IT VIC. DID YOUR
BUDDY JOHN COME THROUGH?
658
00:29:23,529 --> 00:29:25,239
YOU KNOW THE TRADITION
THAT PLACE HAS?
659
00:29:25,263 --> 00:29:27,241
ALL RIGHT, SO THEY SERVED
A COUPLE OF MINORS ONCE.
660
00:29:27,265 --> 00:29:29,511
NOW WAIT A MINUTE. I'M
GOING BACK 15, 20 YEARS.
661
00:29:29,535 --> 00:29:31,513
EUGENE'S IS ONE OF
THE CLASSIC TOILETS.
662
00:29:31,537 --> 00:29:33,047
HEY, LOOK, BEGGARS
CAN'T BE CHOOSERS.
663
00:29:33,071 --> 00:29:34,315
YOU'RE STILL NOT GETTING IT.
664
00:29:34,339 --> 00:29:35,884
I MEAN, SOME OF THE
TOP GUYS STARTED THERE.
665
00:29:35,908 --> 00:29:37,519
YOU KNOW, SHECKY,
DON. I THINK THAT'S EVEN
666
00:29:37,543 --> 00:29:39,053
WHERE LENNY BRUCE
O.D.ed. WHY DIDN'T YOU
667
00:29:39,077 --> 00:29:40,388
WAKE ME UP SOONER?
I GOT A MILLION THINGS
668
00:29:40,412 --> 00:29:42,023
I GOTTA DO. I MEAN,
MY WHOLE TIME CLOCK
669
00:29:42,047 --> 00:29:43,357
- IS GONNA BE OFF.
- HEY, HEY. AS LONG AS
670
00:29:43,381 --> 00:29:44,526
THE GAG-METER'S RUNNING.
671
00:29:44,550 --> 00:29:45,993
THAT'S LIKE RIDING A BIKE.
672
00:29:46,017 --> 00:29:47,529
YEAH, A LOT OF PEOPLE AROUND
HERE ARE GONNA BE SORRY
673
00:29:47,553 --> 00:29:50,164
THEY MISSED THE BOAT.
GOOD THING LEO HAD SOME...
674
00:29:50,188 --> 00:29:52,366
HEY, GOOD NEWS, FRANK.
675
00:29:52,390 --> 00:29:55,537
METRO GAZETTE IS VERY
ENTHUSIASTIC ABOUT MY ARTICLE.
676
00:29:55,561 --> 00:29:57,505
THEY WANNA SEE A
ROUGH DRAFT BY FRIDAY.
677
00:29:57,529 --> 00:29:59,541
OH, GREAT, FAY.
678
00:29:59,565 --> 00:30:00,742
HEY, LISTEN, I'M MISSING
ONE OF MY FOLDERS.
679
00:30:00,766 --> 00:30:02,410
I THINK I MAY HAVE
LEFT IT IN YOUR OFFICE.
680
00:30:02,434 --> 00:30:03,978
CONGRATULATIONS, CAPTAIN.
681
00:30:04,002 --> 00:30:06,481
- THANKS, LEO.
- WONDERFUL NEWS.
682
00:30:06,505 --> 00:30:08,983
- CONGRATULATIONS FOR WHAT?
- COME ON.
683
00:30:09,007 --> 00:30:11,374
- WHAT?
- WE HAVE TO TALK, FAY.
684
00:30:18,083 --> 00:30:20,394
SO WHAT'S THE BIG MYSTERY?
685
00:30:20,418 --> 00:30:22,764
UH, FAY, LISTEN, UH...
686
00:30:22,788 --> 00:30:24,198
I WAS GONNA TELL YOU THIS
687
00:30:24,222 --> 00:30:25,567
UNDER BETTER CIRCUMSTANCES.
688
00:30:25,591 --> 00:30:27,769
UM... I MEAN, I WAS GONNA
COME BY AFTER WORK
689
00:30:27,793 --> 00:30:29,136
AND, UH...
690
00:30:29,160 --> 00:30:31,172
WHAT?
691
00:30:31,196 --> 00:30:33,730
I GOT MARRIED THIS AFTERNOON.
692
00:30:36,134 --> 00:30:37,645
MARRIED?
693
00:30:37,669 --> 00:30:39,981
YUP.
694
00:30:40,005 --> 00:30:42,784
REALLY, FRANK? MARRIED?
695
00:30:42,808 --> 00:30:44,986
YES.
696
00:30:45,010 --> 00:30:46,788
OH BOY.
697
00:30:46,812 --> 00:30:49,891
SIT DOWN. SIT DOWN.
698
00:30:49,915 --> 00:30:51,593
OH BOY.
699
00:30:51,617 --> 00:30:53,717
YOU OKAY?
700
00:30:55,888 --> 00:30:58,099
UH, JOYCE DAVENPORT?
701
00:30:58,123 --> 00:30:59,801
AH!
702
00:30:59,825 --> 00:31:02,003
WHAT A STUPID THING TO ASK.
703
00:31:02,027 --> 00:31:03,671
OF COURSE IT'S JOYCE.
704
00:31:03,695 --> 00:31:05,573
IT'S JUST THAT, WELL,
705
00:31:05,597 --> 00:31:07,041
I'M JUST SO SURPRISED, FRANK.
706
00:31:07,065 --> 00:31:09,310
IT'S, UH,
707
00:31:09,334 --> 00:31:11,746
I'M HAPPY FOR YOU. REALLY, I AM.
708
00:31:11,770 --> 00:31:13,781
I'M... I KNOW THAT
709
00:31:13,805 --> 00:31:15,383
YOU'RE GONNA BE VERY HAPPY,
710
00:31:15,407 --> 00:31:17,819
AND THAT... THAT JOYCE IS.
711
00:31:17,843 --> 00:31:19,776
THANK YOU.
712
00:31:22,347 --> 00:31:24,158
OF COURSE, YOUR TIMING'S
REALLY DAMN LOUSY.
713
00:31:24,182 --> 00:31:26,093
- I HAVE TO SAY THAT.
- HOW DO YOU MEAN?
714
00:31:26,117 --> 00:31:27,795
WELL...
715
00:31:27,819 --> 00:31:30,097
WELL, YOU KNOW, IT'S
JUST THAT I'M PREGNANT.
716
00:31:30,121 --> 00:31:31,566
AND THEN... AND THEN I'M JUST
717
00:31:31,590 --> 00:31:34,468
REALLY TRYING TO
GET IT ALL TOGETHER.
718
00:31:34,492 --> 00:31:37,572
AND I'M FINALLY SEEING THE
LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL,
719
00:31:37,596 --> 00:31:40,575
AND THEN... YOU TURN
IT INTO ANOTHER TRAIN.
720
00:31:40,599 --> 00:31:43,578
FRANK, HOW COULD
YOU DO THIS TO ME?
721
00:31:43,602 --> 00:31:44,946
IS THIS WHAT YOU MEANT
WHEN YOU SAID THAT
722
00:31:44,970 --> 00:31:47,348
NO MATTER WHAT I DECIDED,
YOU'D BE THERE FOR ME?
723
00:31:47,372 --> 00:31:48,883
I MEAN... YOU CALL THIS HELP?
724
00:31:48,907 --> 00:31:51,786
OH, COME ON, FAY. WE
BOTH HAVE LIVES TO LIVE.
725
00:31:51,810 --> 00:31:55,222
LET ME LIVE MINE.
726
00:31:55,246 --> 00:31:58,247
I'M SORRY, FRANK.
REALLY, I'M SORRY. I...
727
00:32:00,052 --> 00:32:02,263
I'M OKAY. REALLY.
728
00:32:02,287 --> 00:32:05,867
I'M STILL GONNA BE THERE
FOR YOU AND FRANK JR.
729
00:32:05,891 --> 00:32:09,092
AND ANY NEW STARTERS.
730
00:32:14,666 --> 00:32:18,813
I REALLY AM HAPPY
FOR YOU, FRANK.
731
00:32:18,837 --> 00:32:21,337
I KNOW YOU WANTED THIS.
732
00:32:24,776 --> 00:32:27,689
I'M ALL RIGHT. I'M OKAY.
733
00:32:27,713 --> 00:32:29,857
CONGRATULATIONS.
734
00:32:29,881 --> 00:32:31,960
THANK YOU.
735
00:32:31,984 --> 00:32:34,028
AND... AND, UM,
736
00:32:34,052 --> 00:32:36,564
PLEASE GIVE MY BEST WISHES
737
00:32:36,588 --> 00:32:38,766
TO MRS...
738
00:32:38,790 --> 00:32:41,970
JOYCE.
739
00:32:41,994 --> 00:32:44,027
OH.
740
00:32:52,337 --> 00:32:53,948
YOU WANNA HEAR THE
STUPIDEST THING, FRANK?
741
00:32:53,972 --> 00:32:57,118
HMM?
742
00:32:57,142 --> 00:33:00,888
UP TO TWO MINUTES AGO...
743
00:33:00,912 --> 00:33:02,356
I MEAN, WITH EVERYTHING
744
00:33:02,380 --> 00:33:05,192
THAT'S HAPPENED BETWEEN US,
745
00:33:05,216 --> 00:33:07,684
UP TO TWO MINUTES AGO, UH...
746
00:33:09,688 --> 00:33:12,689
I ALWAYS THOUGHT WE'D
GET BACK TOGETHER.
747
00:33:31,743 --> 00:33:33,955
MISS TASTY-FREEZE.
748
00:33:33,979 --> 00:33:35,356
FIVE MINUTES.
749
00:33:35,380 --> 00:33:37,558
OH, IT DOESN'T HAVE
TO HAPPEN THAT FAST.
750
00:33:37,582 --> 00:33:40,716
I'M HERE TO PREPARE YOU FOR
YOUR GRAND JURY TESTIMONY.
751
00:33:41,820 --> 00:33:43,865
OUTSTANDING.
752
00:33:43,889 --> 00:33:45,633
YOU'RE GOING TO BE
QUESTIONED ABOUT EVENTS
753
00:33:45,657 --> 00:33:48,136
LEADING TO THE
DEATH OF LYNN TATUM.
754
00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:50,071
YOU'LL BE GIVING
TESTIMONY UNDER OATH.
755
00:33:50,095 --> 00:33:51,773
YOU'RE EXPECTED TO
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY.
756
00:33:51,797 --> 00:33:55,609
YOU HAVE THE RIGHT NOT
TO INCRIMINATE YOURSELF.
757
00:33:55,633 --> 00:33:57,578
I CAN'T COME INTO
THE HEARING ROOM.
758
00:33:57,602 --> 00:33:59,814
BUT IF YOU'RE
CONFUSED BY A QUESTION,
759
00:33:59,838 --> 00:34:01,883
OR YOU WANNA TALK TO
ME FOR ANY OTHER REASON,
760
00:34:01,907 --> 00:34:03,217
THE JUDGE WILL GRANT A RECESS,
761
00:34:03,241 --> 00:34:05,519
AND WE CAN CONFER IN THIS
ROOM. DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
762
00:34:05,543 --> 00:34:09,323
I DON'T THINK WE'LL BE
DOING TOO MUCH CONFERRING.
763
00:34:09,347 --> 00:34:11,292
THAT'S YOUR PREROGATIVE,
MR. CROCKETT.
764
00:34:11,316 --> 00:34:13,294
COPS WANT THAT GUINEA,
765
00:34:13,318 --> 00:34:14,528
I'M GONNA GIVE HIM TO 'EM.
766
00:34:14,552 --> 00:34:17,231
THEY WANT THE
TRUTH, MR. CROCKETT.
767
00:34:17,255 --> 00:34:19,333
LISTEN, LADY, YOU PEOPLE
HAVE BEEN ON MY CASE
768
00:34:19,357 --> 00:34:21,468
SINCE I WAS FIVE YEARS OLD.
769
00:34:21,492 --> 00:34:23,337
YOU GIVE ME A CHANCE
TO HAND SOME OF IT BACK,
770
00:34:23,361 --> 00:34:25,239
YOU BET I'M GOING TO.
771
00:34:25,263 --> 00:34:26,740
I'M GONNA JIVE, I'M GONNA LIE.
772
00:34:26,764 --> 00:34:29,177
I'M GONNA TEACH THAT
GUINEA COP JUST WHAT IT MEANS
773
00:34:29,201 --> 00:34:31,279
MR. CROCKETT.
YOU'VE JUST TOLD ME
774
00:34:31,303 --> 00:34:33,514
YOU INTEND TO LIE IN
A COURT PROCEEDING.
775
00:34:33,538 --> 00:34:36,284
THIS WOULD BE A CRIME,
AND I URGE AS YOUR ATTORNEY
776
00:34:36,308 --> 00:34:38,808
AND AN OFFICER OF
THE COURT NOT TO DO IT.
777
00:34:41,546 --> 00:34:44,959
OH, WELL, SURE. IF YOU URGE ME.
778
00:34:44,983 --> 00:34:46,560
IF YOU DON'T RECONSIDER,
779
00:34:46,584 --> 00:34:49,263
I'LL HAVE TO WITHDRAW
AS YOUR COUNSEL.
780
00:34:49,287 --> 00:34:51,721
YOU MUST NOT STAY ON
TOO MANY CASES, HUH?
781
00:34:53,658 --> 00:34:55,769
I COOLED THAT NIGGER.
782
00:34:55,793 --> 00:34:57,771
YOU BETCHA I'M GONNA LIE.
783
00:34:57,795 --> 00:34:59,573
I URGE YOU NOT TO
784
00:34:59,597 --> 00:35:02,143
PERJUR YOURSELF, MR. CROCKETT.
785
00:35:02,167 --> 00:35:03,711
YOU SAID THAT.
786
00:35:03,735 --> 00:35:05,713
WILL YOU RECONSIDER?
787
00:35:05,737 --> 00:35:07,514
GET OUT OF MY FACE.
788
00:35:07,538 --> 00:35:10,473
OR I'LL KICK YOUR TEETH IN.
789
00:35:15,513 --> 00:35:17,225
YOU'LL HAVE TO DELAY
CROCKETT'S TESTIMONY.
790
00:35:17,249 --> 00:35:18,692
- I CAN'T REPRESENT HIM.
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
791
00:35:18,716 --> 00:35:20,761
I CAN'T REPRESENT. GET
HIM ANOTHER LAWYER.
792
00:35:20,785 --> 00:35:22,563
NOW LOOK, I KNOW THE
GUY'S NO DAY AT THE BEACH...
793
00:35:22,587 --> 00:35:24,531
LOOK, IT'S NOT A
PERSONALITY CONFLICT.
794
00:35:24,555 --> 00:35:26,167
WOULD YOU MIND
TELLING ME WHAT IT IS?
795
00:35:26,191 --> 00:35:27,701
I CAN'T REPRESENT. I'LL
INFORM JUDGE MICHAELS.
796
00:35:27,725 --> 00:35:29,770
HEY, JOYCE. TELL
ME WHAT'S GOING ON.
797
00:35:29,794 --> 00:35:32,173
IS HE LYING ABOUT SEEING
COFFEY MURDERED, THIS GUY?
798
00:35:32,197 --> 00:35:33,908
I CAN'T TELL YOU MORE.
799
00:35:33,932 --> 00:35:35,542
YOU KNOW THAT PRIVILEGE APPLIES.
800
00:35:35,566 --> 00:35:36,978
HEY COUNSELOR, COME...
WHAT ARE YOU PULLING?
801
00:35:37,002 --> 00:35:38,145
SOME KIND OF PHONY DELAY?
802
00:35:38,169 --> 00:35:41,015
LOOK. JUST REPRESENT
HIM ANOTHER HOUR.
803
00:35:41,039 --> 00:35:42,383
I'VE GOT PRESSURE ON ME, JOYCE.
804
00:35:42,407 --> 00:35:45,486
YOU'LL RESIGN RIGHT AFTER
HE TESTIFIES, ALL RIGHT?
805
00:35:45,510 --> 00:35:48,189
NO.
806
00:35:48,213 --> 00:35:49,757
WHAT'S GOING ON?
807
00:35:49,781 --> 00:35:51,192
UH, IF I'M NOT CROSS-EYED
808
00:35:51,216 --> 00:35:52,559
MS. DAVENPORT HAS JUST PRESERVED
809
00:35:52,583 --> 00:35:54,262
THE LAWYER-CLIENT
PRIVILEGE WHILE INFORMING
810
00:35:54,286 --> 00:35:56,230
THE DISTRICT ATTORNEY
THAT MY CLIENT IS INNOCENT?
811
00:35:56,254 --> 00:35:57,831
I WOULDN'T GO THAT FAR.
812
00:35:57,855 --> 00:36:00,268
- HOW FAR WOULD YOU GO?
- COME ON, ALVAREZ.
813
00:36:00,292 --> 00:36:01,468
IF IT WAS ANYTHING BUT PERJURY,
814
00:36:01,492 --> 00:36:03,337
SHE COULD'VE STUCK
AROUND ANOTHER HOUR.
815
00:36:03,361 --> 00:36:04,671
CROCKETT WAS GONNA GO
IN THERE, COMMIT A CRIME.
816
00:36:04,695 --> 00:36:08,475
- SHE WALKED AWAY.
- LET'S QUIT DANCING, ALVAREZ.
817
00:36:08,499 --> 00:36:10,177
ALL RIGHT.
818
00:36:10,201 --> 00:36:12,079
IN CONSCIENCE, THE
INFERENCE I DRAW IS
819
00:36:12,103 --> 00:36:15,749
THAT CROCKETT'S LYING.
820
00:36:15,773 --> 00:36:18,719
NO GRAND JURY FOR NOW.
821
00:36:18,743 --> 00:36:21,044
OKAY.
822
00:36:25,016 --> 00:36:26,327
AM I OKAY?
823
00:36:26,351 --> 00:36:29,363
WELL, BETTER THAN YOU
WERE FIVE MINUTES AGO.
824
00:36:29,387 --> 00:36:31,899
LOOKS LIKE WE LICKED 'EM
ON THE CRIMINAL CHARGES.
825
00:36:31,923 --> 00:36:33,534
HEY, WHAT ABOUT HIM? HE'S THE
ONE WHO SHOULD BE CHARGED.
826
00:36:33,558 --> 00:36:35,536
OKAY, LOOK, WE GOT
A GOOD CASE, OKAY?
827
00:36:35,560 --> 00:36:36,804
I'M GONNA HUSTLE DOWN
TO MICHAELS' COURT.
828
00:36:36,828 --> 00:36:39,040
SEE IF I CAN PICK UP
ANYTHING ELSE, HUH?
829
00:36:39,064 --> 00:36:40,641
HEY, THANKS A LOT, SAM.
830
00:36:40,665 --> 00:36:41,842
YEAH, SURE.
831
00:36:41,866 --> 00:36:43,877
GO SLOW.
832
00:36:43,901 --> 00:36:46,747
HOW DO YOU FEEL?
833
00:36:46,771 --> 00:36:48,749
I'M OKAY.
834
00:36:48,773 --> 00:36:52,486
I'M MAD.
835
00:36:52,510 --> 00:36:55,144
I'D SAY IT'S A HURDLE OVERCOME.
836
00:36:56,714 --> 00:36:59,293
NO, IT'S MORE LIKE I JUST
STARTED OUT ON A MARATHON.
837
00:36:59,317 --> 00:37:00,962
I MEAN, ISN'T THAT WHAT SHE DID?
838
00:37:00,986 --> 00:37:02,496
THEY CAN'T USE THAT, RIGHT?
839
00:37:02,520 --> 00:37:04,631
HURDLE AND THE D.A. KNOW
THAT CROCKETT WAS GONNA LIE.
840
00:37:04,655 --> 00:37:06,400
THAT'S PRIVILEGED COMMUNICATION.
841
00:37:06,424 --> 00:37:08,936
BUT PEOPLE ARE STILL
GONNA THINK THAT I DID IT.
842
00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:10,904
SOME WILL, SURE.
843
00:37:10,928 --> 00:37:12,173
AND I COULD STILL GET SUED.
844
00:37:12,197 --> 00:37:13,807
JOE, LOOK. I'VE ALWAYS
THOUGHT OF YOU
845
00:37:13,831 --> 00:37:15,576
AS A SURVIVOR. IF YOU'RE
GONNA SURVIVE THIS,
846
00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:17,511
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO
DO IT ONE DAY AT A TIME.
847
00:37:17,535 --> 00:37:18,812
YOU START CHEWING ON
ALL THE POSSIBILITIES...
848
00:37:18,836 --> 00:37:21,515
NO, I'M GONNA
SURVIVE. I'LL SURVIVE.
849
00:37:21,539 --> 00:37:23,884
I'M GONNA GO HOME TONIGHT
AND FIGURE OUT MY FUTURE.
850
00:37:23,908 --> 00:37:27,088
I HOPE YOU'RE NOT
CONSIDERING LEAVING THE FORCE.
851
00:37:27,112 --> 00:37:29,723
I'M NOT GONNA RESIGN.
852
00:37:29,747 --> 00:37:32,726
I JUST KNOW I'M A
GOOD COP, CAPTAIN.
853
00:37:32,750 --> 00:37:35,584
IT'S JUST SO DAMN UNFAIR.
854
00:37:37,755 --> 00:37:39,733
♪ TALKING IT OVER ♪
855
00:37:39,757 --> 00:37:42,691
♪ JUST THE TWO OF US ♪
856
00:37:43,761 --> 00:37:45,306
♪ WORKING TOGETHER ♪
857
00:37:45,330 --> 00:37:48,976
♪ DAY TO DAY ♪
858
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:51,700
♪ TOGETHER ♪
859
00:37:53,304 --> 00:37:55,883
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU, SCHNITZ.
860
00:37:55,907 --> 00:37:57,385
EVERYONE WHO CAN DO YOU
861
00:37:57,409 --> 00:38:00,554
ABSOLUTELY NO
GOOD. AND THAT NAME.
862
00:38:00,578 --> 00:38:02,223
MYRNA, WILL YOU GIVE
THE GUY A CHANCE?
863
00:38:02,247 --> 00:38:03,590
I TELL YA, HE'S A
MILLION LAUGHS.
864
00:38:03,614 --> 00:38:06,994
ALL I HAD TO HEAR WAS
WHO'S MANAGING HIM.
865
00:38:07,018 --> 00:38:09,596
THE BLIND LEADING
THE UNMENTIONABLE.
866
00:38:09,620 --> 00:38:12,966
WE GOT STRICT FINANCIAL
OVERSIGHT, MRS. SCHNITZ.
867
00:38:12,990 --> 00:38:15,403
OUTSIDE ACCOUNTING.
868
00:38:15,427 --> 00:38:17,938
I'LL GIVE YOU
OUTSIDE ACCOUNTING.
869
00:38:17,962 --> 00:38:19,673
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS, LEO.
870
00:38:19,697 --> 00:38:22,665
I HOPE THIS IS WORTH
A LIFE WITHOUT SEX.
871
00:38:25,736 --> 00:38:28,582
HEY, LEO. MYRNA.
872
00:38:28,606 --> 00:38:30,717
SHOWTIME.
873
00:38:30,741 --> 00:38:32,286
- SO HOW'S OUR BOY?
- THANK YOU.
874
00:38:32,310 --> 00:38:34,321
OH, MONEY IN THE BANK.
HE'S FEELING GREAT.
875
00:38:34,345 --> 00:38:35,523
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
876
00:38:35,547 --> 00:38:36,957
ISN'T SHE SOMETHING ELSE?
877
00:38:36,981 --> 00:38:39,793
COME ON, LET'S GIVE HER
A BIG ROUND OF APPLAUSE.
878
00:38:39,817 --> 00:38:42,196
AND NOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
879
00:38:42,220 --> 00:38:44,331
FOR YOUR LAUGHING
AND LISTENING PLEASURE.
880
00:38:44,355 --> 00:38:46,700
EUGENE'S PROUDLY PRESENTS
THE COMEDY STYLINGS
881
00:38:46,724 --> 00:38:50,025
OF VIC HITLER JR.
LET'S BRING HIM ON.
882
00:38:55,766 --> 00:38:57,733
HEY, VIC! HEY, VIC!
883
00:39:01,272 --> 00:39:03,284
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH
884
00:39:03,308 --> 00:39:05,786
FOR THAT MOVING INTRODUCTION.
885
00:39:05,810 --> 00:39:07,488
REMIND ME TO USE YOU
NEXT TIME I APPLY FOR A LOAN,
886
00:39:07,512 --> 00:39:09,290
- ALL RIGHT?
- THAT SAID, GOOD.
887
00:39:09,314 --> 00:39:11,514
ALL RIGHT. HERE WE ARE,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
888
00:39:15,120 --> 00:39:16,464
WHAT IS THIS, A
CONVENTION OF MONKS
889
00:39:16,488 --> 00:39:18,299
OR IS SOMEONE JUST, E.F. HUTTON?
890
00:39:18,323 --> 00:39:20,834
I DON'T KNOW WHERE
WE'RE GOING HERE.
891
00:39:20,858 --> 00:39:22,636
EXCUSE ME, DO YOU ANYTHING
ABOUT REAL ESTATE AT ALL?
892
00:39:22,660 --> 00:39:25,172
ANYTHING? LITTLE BIT.
TELL ME, IS THIS A LOT?
893
00:39:25,196 --> 00:39:26,862
I'M KIDDING. I'M KIDDING.
894
00:39:28,933 --> 00:39:31,445
YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T MEAN THAT.
895
00:39:31,469 --> 00:39:33,481
WELL, GOOD EVENING,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
896
00:39:33,505 --> 00:39:36,950
SUBMITTED FOR
YOUR CONSIDERATION.
897
00:39:36,974 --> 00:39:38,719
AGING ENTERTAINER.
898
00:39:38,743 --> 00:39:40,087
ON A ONE-WAY TICKET.
899
00:39:40,111 --> 00:39:43,157
TO COMEDY HELL.
900
00:39:43,181 --> 00:39:44,658
ANYWAY, IT'S AN
HONOR TO PLAY HERE,
901
00:39:44,682 --> 00:39:46,427
TO BE WORKING
HERE AT... WHERE AM I?
902
00:39:46,451 --> 00:39:48,529
- EUGENE'S!
- THANK YOU, EUGENE'S.
903
00:39:48,553 --> 00:39:50,364
RIGHT. IT'S EUGENE'S, ISN'T IT?
904
00:39:50,388 --> 00:39:51,932
WELL, MAYBE NOT AN
HONOR, BUT AT LEAST
905
00:39:51,956 --> 00:39:53,996
IT GETS ME OUT OF THE
HOUSE, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
906
00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:58,539
I MEAN, NOT THAT I DON'T HAVE
AN ABSOLUTELY LOVELY WIFE.
907
00:39:58,563 --> 00:40:00,807
WHY, JUST LAST WEEK, SHE GOT
A MUDPACK AT THE BEAUTY SHOP.
908
00:40:00,831 --> 00:40:02,309
LOOKED TERRIFIC FOR THREE DAYS.
909
00:40:02,333 --> 00:40:04,145
THEN THE MUD CAME OFF.
WENT BACK THE NEXT DAY,
910
00:40:04,169 --> 00:40:05,546
SPENT OVER $500.
911
00:40:05,570 --> 00:40:09,350
AND THAT WAS JUST
FOR THE ESTIMATE.
912
00:40:09,374 --> 00:40:10,584
SERIOUSLY, I TOLD
HER THIS MORNING,
913
00:40:10,608 --> 00:40:12,553
I SAID, "SASQUATCH"...
914
00:40:12,577 --> 00:40:16,078
NO, COME ON. COME ON. SERIOUSLY.
915
00:40:18,349 --> 00:40:21,762
OH, PAYDAY, MY HOUSE? IT'S
LIKE THE ACADEMY AWARDS.
916
00:40:21,786 --> 00:40:23,706
MY WIFE SAYS, "MAY I HAVE
THE ENVELOPE PLEASE?"
917
00:40:25,557 --> 00:40:26,967
I'VE BEEN MARRIED FOR
TEN YEARS. I'M STILL IN LOVE
918
00:40:26,991 --> 00:40:28,769
WITH THE SAME WONDERFUL WOMAN.
919
00:40:28,793 --> 00:40:30,871
AND IF MY WIFE EVER FINDS
OUT, SHE'S GONNA KILL ME.
920
00:40:30,895 --> 00:40:33,796
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
921
00:40:43,575 --> 00:40:46,787
WHAT IS THE... THE
SLEEPING ROUTINE HERE?
922
00:40:46,811 --> 00:40:49,645
PURE IMPROVISATIONAL GENIUS.
923
00:40:51,282 --> 00:40:54,783
OH, YES SIR. DO YOU KNOW WHAT?
924
00:40:57,222 --> 00:40:59,333
I, UH, JUST CAME BACK
FROM A PLEASURE TRIP.
925
00:40:59,357 --> 00:41:00,957
I TOOK MY MOTHER-IN-LAW
TO THE AIRPORT.
926
00:41:05,863 --> 00:41:08,509
LAST WEEK I TOLD HER, I SAID
"MY HOUSE IS YOUR HOUSE."
927
00:41:08,533 --> 00:41:10,799
TWO DAYS LATER, SHE SOLD IT.
928
00:41:17,975 --> 00:41:21,021
AHH, BOY.
929
00:41:21,045 --> 00:41:23,691
LAST WEEK, MY BROTHER-IN-LAW
930
00:41:23,715 --> 00:41:26,393
WHAT A CHARACTER
HE IS, I'LL TELL YOU.
931
00:41:26,417 --> 00:41:28,061
LAST WEEK, UH, I ASKED HIM
932
00:41:28,085 --> 00:41:30,397
WHAT HE WAS DOING
WEARING MY TRENCHCOAT.
933
00:41:30,421 --> 00:41:31,465
HE SAYS, "WELL, YOU
WOULDN'T WANT ME TO GET
934
00:41:31,489 --> 00:41:32,769
YOUR NEW SUIT WET, WOULD YOU?"
935
00:41:43,601 --> 00:41:46,602
THAT SLEEPING ROUTINE'S
RATHER AMUSING.
936
00:41:48,506 --> 00:41:49,783
I DON'T GET IT.
937
00:41:49,807 --> 00:41:52,519
YEAH.
938
00:41:52,543 --> 00:41:55,578
I THINK HE'S CARRYING
IT TOO FAR THOUGH.
939
00:41:57,882 --> 00:42:00,327
VIC?
940
00:42:00,351 --> 00:42:02,685
VIC! COME ON, VIC.
941
00:42:06,324 --> 00:42:07,635
- VIC.
- BUT SERIOUSLY, FOLKS.
942
00:42:07,659 --> 00:42:10,526
- I... MY BROTHER...
- SAVE IT, VIC.
943
00:42:18,770 --> 00:42:19,980
DID I GO OUT?
944
00:42:20,004 --> 00:42:23,651
YOU WENT OUT.
945
00:42:23,675 --> 00:42:24,785
IS THERE, UH, SOMETHING
946
00:42:24,809 --> 00:42:27,554
YOU WANNA TELL ME, VIC?
947
00:42:27,578 --> 00:42:29,690
LOOKS LIKE YOU
ALREADY FOUND OUT.
948
00:42:29,714 --> 00:42:32,092
WHAT THE HELL'S THE
MATTER WITH YOU?
949
00:42:32,116 --> 00:42:34,861
NARCOLEPSY.
950
00:42:34,885 --> 00:42:37,030
BUT I SWEAR TO YOU, J.D.
I THOUGHT I HAD IT LICKED.
951
00:42:37,054 --> 00:42:39,533
COOK. SHORT ORDER,
FOUR YEARS IN ST. LOUIS.
952
00:42:39,557 --> 00:42:42,569
THEY HAD THIS CLINIC, AND, UH...
953
00:42:42,593 --> 00:42:46,239
THEY WERE GIVING ME TREATMENTS.
954
00:42:46,263 --> 00:42:48,676
THEY SAID I WAS CURED.
955
00:42:48,700 --> 00:42:49,777
40% CHANCE.
956
00:42:49,801 --> 00:42:51,011
VIC HITLER.
957
00:42:51,035 --> 00:42:54,147
THE NARCOLEPTIC COMIC.
958
00:42:54,171 --> 00:42:55,783
WAS I OUT LONG?
959
00:42:55,807 --> 00:42:58,686
LONG ENOUGH.
960
00:42:58,710 --> 00:43:01,722
J.D., IS THERE ANY WAY I
CAN MAKE IT UP TO YOU?
961
00:43:01,746 --> 00:43:04,658
YOU AND YOUR BEAUTIFUL GUYS?
962
00:43:04,682 --> 00:43:07,294
VIC HITLER.
963
00:43:07,318 --> 00:43:10,018
THE NARCOLEPTIC COMIC.
964
00:43:14,024 --> 00:43:15,268
WHAT WENT ON?
965
00:43:15,292 --> 00:43:16,970
TWO PERPETRATORS
HELD UP A LIQUOR STORE
966
00:43:16,994 --> 00:43:18,271
ONE BLOCK EAST
OF HERE, ON UTICA.
967
00:43:18,295 --> 00:43:19,540
HOLDER CALLED IT IN.
968
00:43:19,564 --> 00:43:21,709
OFFICER HARDY AND
WELSH RESPONDED.
969
00:43:21,733 --> 00:43:24,277
CHASED 'EM TO THIS WAREHOUSE,
WHERE A SHOOTOUT OCCURRED.
970
00:43:24,301 --> 00:43:25,612
HARDY'S IN I.C.U.
971
00:43:25,636 --> 00:43:27,214
ONE OF THE
PERPETRATORS IS KILLED.
972
00:43:27,238 --> 00:43:28,482
AND THE OTHER?
973
00:43:28,506 --> 00:43:30,551
HE WAS APPREHENDED
BY YOUR DAY GUY, BELKER.
974
00:43:30,575 --> 00:43:32,553
HE WAS DRIVING NEARBY,
AND HE CALLED IT IN.
975
00:43:32,577 --> 00:43:34,455
WHAT ABOUT THE
PERPETRATORS? BLACK? WHITE?
976
00:43:34,479 --> 00:43:35,756
WHITE.
977
00:43:35,780 --> 00:43:37,680
WHERE'S BELKER?
978
00:43:59,236 --> 00:44:00,814
I... I WAS JUST DRIVING AROUND.
979
00:44:00,838 --> 00:44:03,584
I HEARD IT ON THE RADIO. SO I...
980
00:44:03,608 --> 00:44:07,020
I JUST CAME OVER. I DON'T KNOW.
981
00:44:07,044 --> 00:44:10,691
YOU OKAY?
982
00:44:10,715 --> 00:44:13,494
I'M FINE.
983
00:44:13,518 --> 00:44:14,795
MOTHER?
984
00:44:14,819 --> 00:44:18,153
SHE'S OKAY. DOCTOR
GAVE HER A SEDATIVE.
985
00:44:19,657 --> 00:44:23,169
CAPTAIN, I HEARD YOU
GOT MARRIED TODAY.
986
00:44:23,193 --> 00:44:24,538
I'M VERY HAPPY FOR YOU.
987
00:44:24,562 --> 00:44:26,273
SORRY YOU HAD TO
COME OUT TONIGHT.
988
00:44:26,297 --> 00:44:28,675
THAT'S OKAY. YOU HAVE
SOMEPLACE TO GO...
989
00:44:28,699 --> 00:44:31,445
MICK, WHERE'S ROBIN?
990
00:44:31,469 --> 00:44:33,580
HOW'D YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT?
991
00:44:33,604 --> 00:44:35,749
PRECINCT'S A HARD
PLACE TO KEEP A SECRET.
992
00:44:35,773 --> 00:44:39,720
YEAH, I GUESS SO.
993
00:44:39,744 --> 00:44:41,988
I DON'T KNOW, CAPTAIN.
994
00:44:42,012 --> 00:44:43,490
I'VE BEEN WITH PEOPLE ALL DAY.
995
00:44:43,514 --> 00:44:45,759
I JUST WANTED TO
GET OUT BY MYSELF
996
00:44:45,783 --> 00:44:48,729
FOR A WHILE.
997
00:44:48,753 --> 00:44:51,264
DO YOU WANNA TALK?
998
00:44:51,288 --> 00:44:53,689
I'M OKAY.
999
00:44:59,597 --> 00:45:02,264
YOU SHOULD'VE
KNOWN MY DAD, CAPTAIN.
1000
00:45:04,101 --> 00:45:06,379
LAST FEW MONTHS, HE
WASN'T REALLY HIMSELF,
1001
00:45:06,403 --> 00:45:10,005
BUT HE USED TO
BE SOMETHING ELSE.
1002
00:45:11,742 --> 00:45:14,521
YOU THINK I CAN BITE?
1003
00:45:14,545 --> 00:45:16,289
ONCE WHEN I WAS FIVE YEARS OLD,
1004
00:45:16,313 --> 00:45:18,425
I SAW MY DAD GET
INTO A FIGHT WITH A GUY
1005
00:45:18,449 --> 00:45:22,162
THAT WAS ABOUT THE
SIZE OF A MACK TRUCK.
1006
00:45:22,186 --> 00:45:25,699
AND MY DAD WAS A
LITTLE GUY, JUST LIKE ME.
1007
00:45:25,723 --> 00:45:29,202
HE TOOK A BITE ON
THIS HAIRBALL'S ARM,
1008
00:45:29,226 --> 00:45:30,871
AND HE HELD ON FOR LIFE.
1009
00:45:30,895 --> 00:45:34,074
AND THIS BIG GUY IS SHAKING
HIS ARM UP AND DOWN,
1010
00:45:34,098 --> 00:45:35,809
UP AND DOWN, AND MY DAD IS GOING
1011
00:45:35,833 --> 00:45:38,200
RIGHT UP AND DOWN WITH HIM.
1012
00:45:40,805 --> 00:45:42,549
HE WAS ONE TOUGH LITTLE GUY,
1013
00:45:42,573 --> 00:45:46,052
MY OLD MAN.
1014
00:45:46,076 --> 00:45:49,344
I'M GONNA MISS HIM A LOT.
1015
00:45:52,850 --> 00:45:55,128
UH.
1016
00:45:55,152 --> 00:45:58,098
CAN I BUY YOU A CUP OF COFFEE?
1017
00:45:58,122 --> 00:45:59,633
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU
SHOULD DO? YOU SHOULD
1018
00:45:59,657 --> 00:46:01,502
GO HOME TO YOUR MISSUS.
1019
00:46:01,526 --> 00:46:05,639
I'LL SEE YOU AT WORK
TOMORROW MORNING.
1020
00:46:05,663 --> 00:46:07,663
YOU SURE?
1021
00:46:59,584 --> 00:47:02,696
THINK WE'RE GOING TO
LOSE THE ROMANCE, FURILLO?
1022
00:47:02,720 --> 00:47:04,565
MM-MM.
1023
00:47:04,589 --> 00:47:06,934
I DON'T THINK SO.
1024
00:47:06,958 --> 00:47:08,602
I DON'T KNOW.
1025
00:47:08,626 --> 00:47:12,005
WE'VE GOT ALL THIS
DISGUSTING RESPECTABILITY.
1026
00:47:12,029 --> 00:47:14,708
TRUST ME, JOYCE.
1027
00:47:14,732 --> 00:47:18,511
DOING ALL RIGHT SO FAR.
1028
00:47:18,535 --> 00:47:21,682
WE'RE GOING TO DO THINGS, FRANK.
1029
00:47:21,706 --> 00:47:23,116
AMEN.
1030
00:47:23,140 --> 00:47:25,418
NO.
1031
00:47:25,442 --> 00:47:27,721
- LET'S TRAVEL, HMM?
- HMM?
1032
00:47:27,745 --> 00:47:30,457
EUROPE? JAPAN?
1033
00:47:30,481 --> 00:47:31,692
LET'S REDECORATE MY APARTMENT.
1034
00:47:31,716 --> 00:47:34,683
- LET'S LIVE WITHIN OUR MEANS.
- WE WILL.
1035
00:47:36,453 --> 00:47:39,221
I'M GOING TO LOVE
BEING MARRIED TO YOU.
1036
00:47:41,592 --> 00:47:43,659
MRS. FURILLO?
1037
00:47:46,063 --> 00:47:48,609
SUPPOSE I COULD HAVE A KISS?
1038
00:47:48,633 --> 00:47:51,266
THE NAME'S DAVENPORT, PIZZA MAN.
1039
00:47:53,871 --> 00:47:55,916
REALLY?
1040
00:47:55,940 --> 00:47:57,706
REALLY.
1041
00:48:01,712 --> 00:48:04,647
I CAN LIVE WITH THAT.